I am the
Great One. I am the one who wrote Romeo and Juliet. I am the next generation.
On weekends I travel the world to stop world hunger. When I was little I was
asked to play in the NHL. I have created the cure for cancer. When I was 5 I gave
my parents a 7 o’clock curfew. Chuck Norris hails me. I am the Supreme Being. The
world did not create me, I created it.
My mom is my personal chauffer. When I
buy things I make money. I can do a wheelie on a unicycle. When someone says
the word awesome they’re really saying my name. Albert Einstein stole my ideas. Mr. Van Camp didn’t
teach me how to read, I taught him how to read. I beat the Americans to the Moon. The Americans
didn’t drop a nuclear bomb, they dropped me.
I created
the Hunger Games. I taught Isaac Newton.
I played the first game of Baseball. I created the iPhone, not Steve Jobs.
